The World's Most Hilarious And Amazing Card Game About Buying, Selling, and Installing Toilets!
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Porcelain Kings is an incredibly hilarious card game all about the buying, selling, and installing of toilets that has content that will keep you laughing not only for hours but for years. So, what is the game? It is a party/money earning/haggling/messing with peoples' minds card game that only needs to consist of three kinds of cards:
Action Cards
Event Cards
Toilet Cards
We Have A Toilet For All Of Your Needs!
The toilets are the meat of this game, well the game is about toilets so the main part should be toilets. Well we offer 42 different kinds of whacky, hilarious toilets that are sure to meet all of your toilet needs. In the future there will be many, many more toilets added with expansion packs!
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Event Cards
Event cards cause things to happen that can affect you, everyone, or no one. They are one of the best drivers of random gameplay and what makes the game so easy to play. Also, they are just funny and bring out some crazy reactions from people.
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Action Cards
Action cards are your tools to change your outcome in the game or mess with your other players' minds. You can sabotage your opponent's purchase, blow up toilets, or install toilets for high-roller clients.
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How To Play?
Playing is incredibly easy. It only consists of three steps and one winning goal that goes as follows:
You start your turn by drawing an event card, read it out-loud, and then do exactly what it says.
You get to play 2 actions per turn. These actions can either be play an action card or buy a toilet from the supplier (the toilet deck). This means the combinations of actions that a player can play a turn is play 2 action cards, play 1 action card and buy 1 toilet, or buy two toilets from the supplier. Or, you could be that one person and do nothing.
You will now open your store for all the other players to buy your toilets. This is where players try to out bid each other as to acquire the most important valuable toilets to them.
This game play continues until there are no more toilets in the supplier deck or a person has acquired a certain amount of toilets. Here the winner of the game is crowned the porcelain king as based upon their money pile and toilet asset prices.
